Why I’m currently seeing red

Angry face seeing red

Right now, this very instance, I’m fuming! It’s probably a bad idea to come anywhere near my blog in this state of mind, but as it’s been six days since my last post I’ve decided to try out the therapeutic properties of good old fashioned ranting.

Regular readers will be aware that I’ve been very busy lately putting together my end of year exhibition which draws to a close two years of studying multimedia design.

Ten o’clock tomorrow morning is the absolute deadline for the show. Everything must be working and in place before all the students get kicked out and the lecturers assess how we’ve done. The show starts properly on Wednesday and opens to the public.

Now, I’m actually well aware how stressful event management can be (I do a fair bit of it in the day job), and I’m also a pretty well organised chap. Most of my printing was all in place well over a week ago, the interactive CV was up and running two weeks ago, everything was ordered allowing plenty of time for deliveries, and generally speaking, I was cruising.

Then, stupidity took hold.

Laurel and Hardy

The business card cock-up

This is no ordinary cock-up - it’s a double whammy. Firstly, my inexperience led me to supply dodgy artwork to the printers who were unsure where to trim the cards. Consequently they trimmed them in completely the wrong place.

Although I was quite angry with the printers, in hindsight I admit it was my fault. I decided to order some more, with better artwork. Great, until these came back and I realised that I had the wrong post code on them! (I’m allowed to ignore my own advice regarding the importance of proof reading.)

So I ordered a third set of cards. I’m confident these will be OK. Trimmed in the correct place and with the correct post code. Great, except that they haven’t arrived yet so I won’t have them for tomorrow morning!

The interactive CV CD-ROM cock-up

Yesterday, I spent a rather unenjoyable day looking out my window at the lovely summer weather outside, whilst burning CDs, printing CD labels, and sticking the labels onto the CD. It took me quite a while to do this but I was delighted when I finished because that was it, everything done.

This afternoon, I proudly popped one of the CDs into my girlfriend’s Mac so I could show her what I’d done. And it didn’t work. In fact none of the 40-odd CDs worked on the Mac. There was nothing massively wrong with the CDs, just one file not working properly. It’s called ‘index.html’ - don’t know if you’ve heard of it?

The file had actually been saved as ‘index.html.html’. Not completely sure how that happened, but it did. My PC obviously thought that it was such a minor thing that it didn’t matter. Therefore when I tested the CD it worked fine. Macs however, proved a little less forgiving.

Have I learnt anything?

Yes. The cost of mistakes. My wallet is weeping after three lots of business cards, and two lots of CDs and premium CD labels.

Has sharing the problem helped?

No. I feel just as wound up as when I began this post. In fact, the noise of my printer doing the CD labels is more annoying than it usually is. This isn’t helping. Maybe some sympathy will? Or maybe a pint of vodka?

Many thanks for the previous posts’ comments: Marc, Arpit, Sera, fidothedog, David, Tara, Justin, Johnnie, Gregory, Dan, borga and last but by no means least, Ace.

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12 fantastic comments

Wow! I feel for you, Aaron.

One mistake would’ve been frustrating enough. Sorry to read about your cards not being ready in time. That’s unfortunate. Would love it if you could show your cards when you’ve a little more time on your hands, or am I being thick and you’ve already posted them?

Regardless, I really hope all goes well tomorrow and the assessors give you all the credit you deserve.

I am really empathizing with you right now, because I have been there. I get moving too quickly and think I’m being really productive, and then wham-o, I’ve made a giant mistake. Then when they just keep happening, I feel like just shooting myself to end the misery.
I echo David’s sentiment- it would be great to see some of your work when you get a chance.

Oh man, I’m sure we’ve all had times like this.

It took me 2 whole days to line up those printed sticky bag CD labels correctly so they print out exactly lined up with where I peel them off. I had to make templates, measure with a ruler, set the printer, change ink cartridges, only for a friend to later point out that the dimensions and instructions were included in the pack, right at the bottom.

Printers are the bane of any designers life. Good luck with your show.

David - Thanks David. No I haven’t revealed the business cards yet. I will do but I’ll wait until the correct ones turn up then I’ll take some pics.

It’s annoying I won’t have the correct cards for tomorrow, but it’s only the assessors - they won’t know the post code is wrong. I’m absolutely praying the new ones turn up before Wednesday though.

Randa - I’m not sure I felt like shooting myself earlier, but I certainly felt like shouting and swearing. Which I did.

Mac - Thanks man, I’m glad I’m not the only one that wastes days needlessly :) .

I’ve managed to re-burn the CD’s reprint the labels and re-stuck them all together. So I’m back to where I was this morning - just a few hours and a few quid wasted along the way.

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Why is it all the mistakes we make wait to rear their ugly head right before the last possible deadline? Sorry for your trouble Aaron. I can relate to your frustration with the business card foul-ups. I’ve only dabbled briefly in print-based design, but a couple years ago I had a boss who demanded (and expected) me to learn about it overnight. He tasked me with redesigning the company’s business cards, and I ended up ordering new cards three times as well. Grr! That was so irritating even if it was my own fault. ;)

Hi Aaron

What a nightmare, it never rains it pours. I hope you still do well. One thing I have found is it is the little mistakes that you miss, like the postcoade on your business cards, you can stare at it 100 times an dstill not notice. I produced 20 x 32pg digital books for a kids story I had written to send to publishers. The book showed a boy with a plant pot, and at the end of the book a plant should have grown in the plant pot (that was the whole story) only I some how managed to leave the plant pot empty. I ended up inkjetting loads of plants and sticking them on really carefully. I sympathise!

oops look at those typos - see how easy it is :)

I was just thinking after reading Tara’s comment - it must be a small comfort to hear others’ tales of woe. Could be a new meme on the horizon eh? Name your worst profession related screw-ups! ;)

Charity, I tried that with my design bloopers competition, but most people don’t want to admit to them ;)

I guess you don’t know who might be reading.

Charity - Thanks. ‘Three-print-runs’ Russell is so glad he’s not the only one :) . “Grrr!” is exactly how I was feeling the other day. On a positive note I guess you only make these mistakes once.

Tara - That’s funny that you missed out the key point of the story in your books. With my cards I’d actually put my work postcode instead of my home one, so even though it was completely wrong, to my eyes it looked correct. Still a daft thing to do.

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